Q: Santa I here that production at the North Pole is way down. What's the cause? A: All my elves got sick. I think they got herpes from some Irish chick. Song: Rehab Center for Fictional Characters by Bo Burnham
Q: Santa how has you sex life with Mrs. Claus been? A: She used to please me every day, then she made it clear that Santa's only supposed to come once a year. Song: Rehab Center for Fictional Characters by Bo Burnham
Q: Santa I here that production at the North Pole is way down. What's the cause?
ReplyDeleteA: All my elves got sick. I think they got herpes from some Irish chick.
Song: Rehab Center for Fictional Characters by Bo Burnham
Q: Santa how has you sex life with Mrs. Claus been?
A: She used to please me every day, then she made it clear that Santa's only supposed to come once a year.
Song: Rehab Center for Fictional Characters by Bo Burnham
Take this any direction you like!
Q: Santa asked Mrs. Claus " how about some whoopie tonight?"
ReplyDeleteA: Mrs. Claus responded " oh no honey I had whoopie last night... Wait, you did mean sex right?"
Song: Shot to Heart- Bon Jovi